Feel free to chime in in the comments.
*These are jokes. We don't even take ourselves seriously so neither should you.
For those that are a little slow/aren't well informed/are from Lowell. A roast is:
|Credit to Urban Dictionary|
Nick Roberto: You committed to play and live in Orono, Maine for four years of your life. Also Roberto rum is shit...boom roasted
T.J. Ryan: You're less famous than your dad and he is only on AM radio twice a week...boom roasted
Doyle Somerby: Somebody tell Doyle he doesn't have to play like an Islander yet.... boom roasted
Brendan Collier: Every time Collier takes the ice, Quinn turns to Greeley and says "Say your prayers, here we go."- The Town ...boom roasted
Dillon Lawrence: It's ironic that his initials are DL since his game is on the down low most nights ...boom roasted
Dalton MacAfee: Maybe if you use a lacrosse stick, you will actually be a threat to score on the powerplay ...boom roasted.
Tommy Kelley: TK's wrister is about as accurate as DK's serve on Mario Tennis...boom roasted
Kevin Duane: There is goofy and then there is Kevin Duane. Only difference is that the latter has square wheels... boom roasted
Robbie Baillargeon: Carrots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! boom roasted