Why BC Sucks

Hey look, there's not much more to be said about why BC sucks. My fellow writers have taken care of that. And so, I defer to South Park...

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Continued from the last two days reasons 21-2
21. BC security took our sign away last year because it said "viva la stool" in reference to the great barstool sports. They claimed "the term stool was offensive". First of all, it isn't a curse. Get off me. Second, since when is stool is offensive even if we meant it as shit. Thirdly, who honestly thinks we would make a sign about shit and use the term stool. We're not fucking doctors as you can tell by talking to me for .2 seconds.
22. Their own fans bail on the team when they lose. After the tough 5-4 OT loss last year, the place was silent from the BC fans except for the idiots lighting up joints while trying to fight with us...classy alter boys.
23. They choose to go to a college or (university whatever the fuck they are) where a religion is forced upon them. Fuck taking religion class. I did it in elementary school and it was retarded. Why would anyone choose that? School is separate from your religious beliefs.
24. Because they hate BU. Seriously who could hate people like me? Ok well hating me is understandable but Rhett and Jack Parker? All they ever did was dominate your asses.
25. They take a charter bus right through our campus each time they play at the Garden. Fuck off. Only come onto this campus when we whoop your ass at Agganis. I'll have some eggs ready on the first Monday of February this year.
26. They developed a dance called the beanpot trot in the 80's and then preceded to lose to guess who? BU bitches 4-1 in the final.
27. They don't have an engineering program. That is just embarrassing for a school full of such "bright" kids that is so difficult to get into.
28. Their football team celebrates mediocrity. They make a bowl every year and act like they are the greatest thing since sliced bread. When is the last time you went to a meaningful bowl? No, the Emerald Nut Bowl doesn't count.
29. All of their females students are rich little princesses who shop on Newbury Street all day.
As someone who works on Newbury Street, these girls drive you crazy in a very bad way. It is crazy how different your view is on life when daddy has got you everything you wanted since you were born.
30. Their hockey team is retarded. The BU team is full of brilliant scholars who are here for academics first and hockey second. Ok I made this one up but I am running out of material for today.


more to come....

Mid-Week Roundup, Sturm Traded?

I figured I'd diversify the contents of this blog right now by talking about something other than how much BC sucks...


CURRENT TERRIER NEWS
The Hockey East weekly report came out on Monday, and BU was represented in the Weekly Performers list as well as the Career Firsts list. Defensemen Dave Warsofsky and Garrett Noonan were in the top performers, as they each recorded two assists last Saturday against Brown. Defenseman turned center Ben Rosen was listed in the Career Firsts list as he tallied his first collegiate goal against Brown.

The Western College Hockey Blog is attempting to predict the US Junior roster for the WJC, which takes place in December and January. They have Charlie Coyle making the final roster for forwards, while fellow Terrier Matt Nieto would be left off the list in their eyes.


FORMER TERRIERS
Kevin Shattenkirk had an assist the other night against Atlanta to bring his assist total with the Avalanche to 7. He now has 11 points in 13 games with the big club, a good sign for his chances to stay up in the NHL this season.

Colin Wilson potted a goal for the Predators last night, giving him 2 goals in his past 3 games. In 24 games this season, Wilson has 4 goals and 5 assists. You can read Wilson's latest blog post for The Tennessean right here.

Matt Gilroy is having a tough go of it so far this season. He was a healthy scratch for a few games early on in the year, and has only recorded 3 points (all assists) in 18 games. He is now becoming more of an odd man out on the Rangers roster, as players such as Michal Rozsival return from injury. If he doesn't want to end up down in the AHL, he probably needs to start putting up some more points.

THE BRUINS
The B's took down the Philadelphia Flyers last night, 3-0, in a rematch of last year's Eastern Conference Semifinals series. Tim Thomas made 41 saves in net to earn the shutout, many of them highlight reel quality. The Bruins got goals from Patrice Bergeron, Tyler Seguin (a beautiful wrister, top-shelf), and an empty netter from Milan Lucic.

Word on the street is that Marc Savard could very well play in the Bruins contest against Tampa Bay tonight. Kind of makes sense, seeing as he's passed every test required after a concussion, and he'd be getting a chance to play in front of the home crowd.

It's being reported that Marco Sturm has been traded from the Bruins to the Los Angeles Kings, probably for a draft pick. This would be the second move this week made to free up cap space for the impending return of the aforementioned Savard. Sturm has not played a game since being injured against the Flyers in the playoffs last season.

Will everyone just listen to me next time? BC sucks part 2!

First, on an educated note, USCHO.COM published a piece on their hockey east blog about how up and down a season BC is having so far. Hmmm...I think I heard someone say that before the season. Oh yeah it was me right here. I said directly:
" This is especially tough at big time hockey schools as was way too evident for us last year. I can already predict how this season will go for the choir boys down the road...they will be extremely inconsistent. They will not stay one for long because they are a bunch of pansy ass little fucks who think the world should bow down to them because they do to that to priests everyday and call it theology class."

Now everyone is realizing the great QuackQuack was right again with BC#8 in the country due to inconsistent play and BU rising in the ranks even though I still hate how high ranked we are right now. Now let's taka look at what the HE blog on USCHO said today and compare the two shall we?

"Good games are followed by bad games which are followed by good games...

Head coach Jerry York says that the major problem has been players not bringing a solid effort each and every night."

Woah woah. Was I right on or what? Imagine how much money I would have made if there was a line on this happening. I would be even richer than I already am. Here is something USCHO kept making me put in so you clowns know I'm not stealing their words without giving props or some shit. It is the same link as I already posted so they can relax.

Read more: http://www.uscho.com/hockey-east-blog/2010/11/30/boston-college-a-jekyll-
hyde-season/#ixzz16viF7vkl

Oh yeah here are reasons 13-20 why I hate Boston College
13. They left the Big East hanging when they bolted for the ACC. TCU is better anyway so suck it.
14. They are a college not a university aka they suck big time. Everyone knows that colleges suck just look at HE. Merrimack-sucks, Providence-sucks, everyone else-doesnt suck as much except UNH but might as well call them the rolling college of hicks because their houses are on wheels.
15. They were on ESPNU tonight for hoops and they beat Indiana yet the place was like 1/4 empty. Get some true fans plus half of the ones there were only there because it was the Big Ten/ACC challenge and the game was on TV. Wait until the games against Clemson in January that has 6 people in the stands.
16. Their whole fan event for the game Saturday is about selling tickets to each other. How about you talk about the fucking game?
17. They hit the T and now we have to take a shuttle bus to the game Saturday due to the construction. Ok I think i made this up but still.
18. their student newpaper publishes articles about how they are above drinking Four Loko because they are "classy" and should drink natty light instead.
19. They are a bunch of arrogant fucks.
20. They think they can actually make noise when they come up the game Friday and won't get drowned out...I think not.

LETS GET LOUD!

BC HATING WEEK; PART FUCK DO I KNOW

I REMEMBER GROWING UP AND I WAS TOLD K-I-S-S.
KEEP
IT
SIMPLE,
STUPID

SO IN ORDER TO FOLLOW THAT:


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~LOVE, TIGER