Happy new year Terrier fans! Here's hoping you all had a great winter break. Classes resume this week but we've already had the opportunity to watch some great (and some not so great) college hockey. But this time is as good as any to welcome back a fan favorite feature of BSRS, Meme Mondays! Much thanks to the rest of BSRS in planning this edition while I was being run ragged at work.
This weekend, your Terriers will host back-to-back games against the Husky ladies from NorthLeastern and the What's-A-Riverhawks from Lowell. Considering the well-documented evidence against the relevance of Northeastern's hockey program and the pathetic state of their student support...
|Not pictured: the legendary NU Truffle Shuffle|
LowHell has been a major success story this season. After losing half their team in a tragic on-campus meth lab explosion, the Riverhawks have rebounded dramatically and even put together a modest winning streak over their last few games. But make no mistake, children. If the D.A.R.E. program taught me one thing, it's how to differentiate between low and high quality drugs. If the D.A.R.E. program taught me a second thing,it's that meth is one of the most destructive and caustic addictive substances on the streets.
|With the ongoing recession, the UMass Lowell Hockey Booster Club has fallen on hard times.|
|Artoo sold C-3PO for parts in order to support his addiction.|
Seen here, the effects of meth on relatively upstanding individuals in the Lowell area:
|Kids, don't throw it all away. You might end up coaching the Riverhawks if you aren't careful.|
|Or even worse, the team captain.|
|Even mascots are vulnerable.|
|[re: BCS Championship Game]|