It's finally here! Wake up people! THE BEANPOT STARTS TONIGHT!
|That's right, Shocked Terrier. It's already Beanpot time.|
Seriously though. Most of these scumbags look like they've either uploaded headshots using Apple's facial distortion software or photoshopped images from the local Sex Offender Registry, but I assure you these images have not been doctored. Sap also looks like the blundering, endearingly incompetent villain in a 90s Disney movie (except for the endearing part) who monologues for several minutes before allowing the hero to thwart his plans.
Really though, it looks like the NU team has some actual celebrities on it.
|Redshirt Junior Torin Snydeman as Teenage Nigel Thornberry.|
|Goaltender Chris Rawlings as the spawn of Brian Scalabrine (not an insult) and his own teammate Jake Hoefler, plus an extra chromosome or two...|
|Defenseman Dax Lauwers as the lovechild of Flea and Steve Zahn, but born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.|
|Defenseman Colton Saucerman (yeah, that's his real name) as the butt-baby of Sal Fasano and John C. Reilly.|
|Forward Zak Stone as Broken Lizard's Paul Soter (after several years of severe meth addiction).|
|Forward Adam Reid, who seems to be a mix of a poor man's young-Bill-Walton and a broke man's Damian Lewis.|
|Garrett Vermeersch, as the logical progression of Jeff Spicoli if he grew out a pedo-stache & never learned to play hockey.|
|Forward Cody Ferriero starring as the apparent offspring of both Jay and Silent Bob.|
|Vinny Saponari bearing a striking resemblance to a 30 gallon trash bag filled with hot fresh elephant shit.|
YES. THAT IS A THING THAT IS REAL.
Oh, Jerry! There you are. Looking good, pal.
|Glass "eagle eye". I see what you did there, Jerry.|