Weekly Pick' Em

All below .500 which is embarrassing and what you get when certain bloggers claim that all ties are losses. I won't name names but take a look at the bottom of the standings.

QQ 99-100(.497)
FM 80-83(.491)
MWW 96-99 (.492)
HS 88-94 (.483)
GW 61-88(.412)


Friday March 8

BU @ NU

QQ- BU 4-1- Sorry to ruin your senior night Vinny! Have fun hanging out in the AHL and ECHL for years!
FM
MWW- BU 3-2- The rumor on the interweb is that there will be more BU students at the away game than NU students at their home game. Well, when you advertise tickets on Living Social, you should know things are bleak for you. I feel like I can go off and say horrible things right now but I am requesting that all BU students that go to the game do this: when they announce his name during senior night ceremonies Please do the 'name, name, name... you SUCK" but instead of Vinny use this name "Stephanie." Don't ask me why just do it. Then repeat with the name 'Gus"
HS - BU 4-2 - Vinny's career circles the drain at Matthews.
GW

BC @ UVM

QQ- BC 3-2- UVM is going to split this series just not this night.
FM
MWW- UVM 3-2- Taking UVM cause they get high and dont poop their pants
HS - NCC 3-2 - The Cats are outmatched, even against this depleted, "shitty" Eaglet team.
GW

Maine @ UNH

QQ- UNH 4-3- UNH has plenty to play for and won't choke until Saturday night
FM
MWW- Maine 3-2- the Battle of Hicks
HS - Maine 2-1 - Bears should play the Kittens tough this weekend.
GW



UMass @ Merrimack

QQ- Merrimack 3-2- I don't think UMass has won at Lawler  in like 5 years. It won't change even though goon Kyle Bigos will be watching from the stands on his senior night due to his suspension.
FM
MWW- Merrimack 3-1- honestly I think Bigos not playing will help Merrimack but still they have been sucking since beating BC a month ago
HS - UMass 3-1 - The 60-Minute Men!
GW

PC @ Lowell

QQ- Lowell 3-2- I stand by the not picking against Lowell until they lose theory
FM
MWW- Lol 3-2- honestly i want Prov to win but LoL is playing at a higher level right now
HS - PC 2-1 - Might as well try and make up ground on QQ with this pick.
GW


Saturday March 9

NU @ BU

QQ- BU 4-2- This should be another blood bath between these two teams, especially with NU's season and Vinny's career coming to an end.
FM
MWW BU 3-2- Before the game, rumors of a incest spread that NU's Vinny Saponari is having sex with Victor Saponari. When the game starts, Vinny falls flat on the ice and sucks. BU wins 3-2. In the hand shake line, Vinny doesn't shake Parkers hand. As Vinny is about to skate off, he falls smf slides into a teammates blade on is pronounced dead on the spot. 3-2 BU (PS- PLEASE REPEAT CHANT FROM AWAY GAME HERE) #ShakeParkersHand (Editor's note: MWW is a "special" person)
HS - BU 5-2 - Sap's career ends with a whimper, on Agganis ice. Fitting. After all of his bullshit and immaturity, it comes down to one more beating at the hands of the Terriers, and one more chance for Vinny to grow a pair of nuts and some self-respect and shake Parker's hand at the end of the game. Chances it happens? About as likely as a Matthews Arena sellout.
GW

Maine @ UNH
QQ- Maine 4-3- Maine steals one to make the HE playoffs and perhaps get UNH again next weekend.
FM
MWW- UNH 3-2- the Battle of Hicks Part Duo
HS - UNH 3-2 (OT) - Desmith pulls one out.
GW


BC @ UVM

QQ- UVM 3-1- Go Cats Go!
FM
MWW- UVM 8-0- for last regular season game of the year FUCK BC
HS - UVM 12-0 - What MWW said.
GW


Lowell @ PC

QQ- Lowell 3-1- Lowell very well could lose with the pressure of a regular season title on the line but I just don't see it.
FM
MWW- Lol 3-2-  cause I want a t-shirt
HS - LoL 3-1  - I'm hoping PC pulls out an upset the first night but there's no way they sweep.
GW

Merrimack @ UMass

QQ- UMass 2-1- The Minutemen will need this win for any chance at the conference tournament. I think they win this one on senior night.
FM
MWW- UMass 3-2- taking UMass at home seems smart
HS - UMass 3-1 - SweepMass
GW