Screw the World Cup. Screw the NBA Finals. Screw everything. Today sucks. Know why? Because my homeboy Roger Federer lost in the French Open quarterfinals to a retarded, lumbering Swede named Robin Soderling. This blows. Did Soderling not know he was supposed to lose this match? Didn't anybody tell him who he was playing? Where the hell is Kanye West when you need him? - "Excuse me, Soderling, but Roger Federer is one of the greatest of ALL TIME". In case you forgot at how hard RFed OWNS Soderling, here's a little reminder (or 3):
How you like them apples Soderling? Have fun getting wiped off the planet whenever you run into Nadal or Djokobitch.
(Also I was kidding about the NBA Finals. I hope to have something for that soon).
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