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Not only is gay marriage legal in Massachusetts, it was the first state to pass the legislation! And in ten years they haven't repealed a law allowing two people who love each other to marry unconditionally! Basically everyone here supports it, which means you cannot support anyone from here.
An Obesity Rate Under 25%
Buildings Larger than Two Stories
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Blasphemy and Atheism
Some of you may handle this better than others, but as it turns out, it's possible you might see BU chicks expose their skin in public. Ankles, wrists, collarbones...most of them don't even OWN a petticoat! I know, I know. They'll pay for their sins in due time, and it's the Lord Our God's judgment which will rain down upon blah blah blah *fart noise*. Just try to turn a blind eye to them. If you try and shove your throbbing religion down our throats, you will discover that some people outside of North Dakota DON'T BELIEVE IN THE EXISTENCE OF GOD!!
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Last year this was a key point that NoDakers (No-Dick-ers? *bows* Try the veal, I'll be here all weekend.) had a lot of trouble figuring out. They like to claim superiority as a function of their residence in the geographical center of the country (what Wolf Blitzer would call "Middle America" in a demented stupor). Unfortunately, in reality that means jack shit and besides having over three times as many electoral votes in Massachusetts, Bostonians can defend their patriotism pretty easily when you consider they founded the country. "Go drink some tea" was the inspired taunt consistently vomited out by the Nameless Faithful last year, and they've stuck to it in 2013. That would be a lame and lazy burn, but at least an actual burn, if only the history of Boston's Tea Party were something of which we should be ashamed.
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